In a world where
technology has taken over, life appears to be seamless and less stressful.
Fast-rewind back to the 80’s, you would discover that life has really changed.
This generation of ladies
are so full of drama!!! Sometimes, I attribute their strange behaviour to
excess watching of TELEMUNDO and ZEE WORLD TV channel.
Why would a lady
spend the night at her boyfriend’s place and the following morning, she would
forget to sweep his house or do some domestic chores? Yet, on her way out, she
can never forget to collect money from her boyfriend!!! Personally, I’ve
concluded that the relationship between LADIES and MONEY, is the same as the
relationship between PASTORS and TITHES!!!
Some of these
indomie generation girls cannot cook; how pathetic!!! The other day, I asked my
female friend to prepare indomie for me and I got the shocker of my life! She
put on the gas, poured oil on the frying pan and fried 2 tins of TITUS SARDINE
before adding the indomie. When she was done, she brought the BURNT OFFERING
for me to eat but I refused because the whole food was like CHARCOAL and I
wasn’t ready to PURGE for 40 days and 40 nights.
Being the gentle
man that I am, I decided to give her another trial so she could prove herself.
This time around, I asked her to boil rice and unfortunately, she fucked up
again. When she was done cooking, she invited me to the dining table and I
innocently joined her like someone who was about to give his LIFE to CHRIST. On
tasting the rice, it was as strong as DANGOTE 3X CEMENT; I had to run for my
dear life so that I don’t die of MIGRAINE HEADACHE!!!
A quick advice to
every guy out there; when next you see a girl that you like, woo her and if she
erroneously says “all guys are the same; the moment you get what you are
looking for, you will abandon me” please ask her “fine girl, apart from what am
looking for, do you have anything else to offer?”
Whenever I date any
of these indomie generation girls, I’m always fed up. They always think they
are smart. But then, they forget that no matter how smart the goat is, it must
end up in the pot. Some days ago, in the evening, I took a girl out and she was
making orders as if she would pay the bill. After eating like someone in an
INTERNALLY DISPLACED PERSONS(IDP) CAMP, I told her “babe, let’s go to my place”
and then she said “I can’t spend the night with you”....... I told her “where
you no go fit spend the night, you no suppose spend the evening for there”
But in all this
things, ladies deserve to be respected. However, the way you position yourself
as a lady, determines how guys will treat you.
To all the
beautiful ladies out there, please no HARD FEELINGS. I’m just a dude expressing
his opinion and I stand to be corrected.
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