Saturday, 24 June 2017

4 Types Of People Who Are Currently Rich In Nigeria!!!


Money can’t buy happiness but it can take you to places where happiness can be found. In this life you always have 2 options; either you “make it” or you are “left behind” Time waits for no man. After-all, if you can’t be “ibori” try your best to be “uduaghan”!!!

Tuesday, 17 January 2017

THE LATEST INFORMATION FROM SERGI MAVRODI TO ALL MMM PARTICIPANTS IN NIGERIA


When Mavrodi Mondial Movement (MMM) came to Nigeria in 2016, many believed that an end has come to our sufferings as a nation!!! Some participants who didn’t know its full meaning called it “Money Making Machine” without thinking that one day, the machine will break down and start printing fake notes & frozen mavros!!! Some even claimed that the All Promises Compromised (APC) government brought MMM to help Nigerians.

Monday, 3 October 2016

IF YOU ARE NOT A FRAUDSTER, YOU CAN’T MAKE IT IN LIFE!!!


The book of Matthew says “why DRINK and DRIVE, when you can SMOKE and FLY?” Why choose to suffer as a MAGA, when you can enjoy your life as a FRUADSTER? I’m the BISHOP OF THE PEPPER REST MINISTRY and I can confidently tell you that in this life, you are either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA; you can’t be neutral.

Sunday, 22 May 2016

LOL.....PLEASE CAPTION THIS PHOTO OF NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES


Music is not easy. Any celebrity that can consistently release hits year after year should be appreciated. If you think music is easy, then ask yourself this question, “where are the likes of cyrus-tha-virus, danfo drivers, Africa china, etc ?”

Thursday, 12 May 2016

10 REASONS WHY YOU MUST RELOCATE FROM NIGERIA


THIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME
I go school -------------> cutism
I nor go school -----------> illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission

Sunday, 8 May 2016

AS A DIRECTOR, SACK ANY EMPLOYEE THAT BEHAVES LIKE THIS


In every organisation in Nigeria, the love between supervisors and “eye service” is same as the love between Nigeria and fuel scarcity. If you can stop Buhari from coming to Nigeria as a “visiting president” then you can separate supervisors from “eye service”.

Friday, 6 May 2016

FANS OF 2BABA, WHAT YEAR WAS THIS ALBUM PRODUCED?


2baba is a legend...no doubt. He has been consistent ever since his first album and personally, I don’t mind giving my sister to him free of charge!

Tuesday, 3 May 2016

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS BORN BETWEEN 1990-1998, STOP DATING HER!


In a world where technology has taken over, life appears to be seamless and less stressful. Fast-rewind back to the 80’s, you would discover that life has really changed.

Sunday, 1 May 2016

DON’T VISIT UGHELLI IN DELTA STATE; OTHERWISE, YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!


Living in ughelli in delta state, for the past 5years, I’ve experienced the good, the bad and the deaf and dumb! It’s funny though, because from what I learnt, the city has been in existence for a very long time but the rate of economic development is very slow.

Saturday, 30 April 2016

THIS IS CRAZY!!! GUYS, CAN YOU DO THIS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND?


Imagine you caught your girlfriend cheating on you, what will you do to her: