The book of Matthew says “why DRINK and DRIVE, when you can SMOKE and FLY?” Why choose to suffer as a MAGA, when you can enjoy your life as a FRUADSTER? I’m the BISHOP OF THE PEPPER REST MINISTRY and I can confidently tell you that in this life, you are either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA; you can’t be neutral.
All Nigerians live
in fraud, enjoy fraud, complain about the fraud they once enjoyed and when they
are at the losing end of a fraudulent deal, they blame President Buhari who
wasn’t there at the time they were consummating the fraudulent transaction.
Before you crucify me the same way LINDA crucified WIZKID, I’ll prove it to you
that you are a either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA.
The bible says that
judgement will start from the altar but the bible didn’t tell us if the
judgement will take place during OFFERING TIME. You are a member of a church,
you pay your tithes/offerings, the church generates so much money that she can
afford to buy private jets, build expensive schools. Yet, you can neither
afford the school fees nor can you enjoy the comfort of the private jet. Even
when you are broke, the church can’t provide help for you; is it not better to
invest your tithe in MMM and continually get help? Funny enough, some supporters of MMM think it means MONEY MAKING MACHINE; how dare you confidently advise people to invest their hard-earned cash in
You paid N1,450 for 10litres of fuel to the pump
attendant and the actual fuel given to you doesn’t fill a
10litres gallon; you get angry and the next time you wanted to buy fuel, you
decided to try another petrol station, paid N1,450
for 10litres of fuel and surprisingly, your 10litres gallon was filled to the
brim and you become very excited. Unknowingly to you, the fuel you just bought
will BURN FASTER than the LOVE a GIRL has for BROKE GUY.
Your girlfriend
claims she can’t live without you......lol, are YOU the OXYGEN she breathes? Stop giving
her money, then you will discover that NOBODY loves a BROKE NIGGER, not even
the PARENTS!!!
Whether you have
LIGHT or not, BEDC in their usual fraudulent nature will bring your electricity
bill to your house. You, being the MAGA that you are, will immediately zoom off
to the bank to pay. Come to think of it, what exactly are you scared of? Is it
the DARKNESS that are already used to or the LIGHT that will never come?
From all the points
highlighted above, you will agree with me that fraud is everywhere in this
country and my advice to Mr President is to inaugurate a new EFCC(Everybody Financial Crimes Commission).
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